| They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore |
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(kinky friedman)
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed god's only son.
I said,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.
No, they ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin' and a-spittin' on the floor,
He says,
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops
And there's one little hebe from the heart of texas
Well, i hits him with everything i had right square between the eyes.
I says,
If there's one thing i can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said
No, they ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
All right!
No, they ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore.
Everybody!
They ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
They ain't makin' carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as i strolled right out the door
No, we ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as i strolled right out the door
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